It has come to our attention that you are not at all capable of working on computers, networks and most of all, firewalls.
We know that your frustration is driven by your intellectual short-comings, inadequacies and lack of basic networking knowledge.
Can you spell TCP/IP? Probably not, and really that is OK. Face it, this sort thing is not for everyone.
Would you let your mechanic work on your teeth? No, of course not.
(NOTE: actually I would because my old dentist, Leo Nixon, is also a top-notch street rod builder and designer, probably a one-in-five-billion chance though)

And I'll tell you, the word "consultant" has a few different meanings.
Typically, good ones do not even contact us. And some of the ones that do have good questions.
We do enjoy working with good people that do consulting and promote/sell our products, to you people ~
Much praise and love, you people are great to work with.
There are those that have us/support do their work and this is very un-cool.
You know who you are. And you will burn in HELL.
I am certain that Bill Gates asks questions from time to time.
Probably really good questions and not the stupid shit you are passing off as a "free education".

So anyway, I have no desire to teach you anything or really even help you.
This is "Tech SUPPORT", not "Networking 264"
This is your respondsibility to teach yourself or attend some classes on computers and networking, that's what I did.
And hell, look at me now!! Whoo-Ho!! Watch me go...

But I have put together some information and links to show that there really are some terrific career options for you.

McDonalds: www.mcdonalds.com
Home of the Golden Arches serving such favorites as Egg McMuffin and Big Mac sandwiches and french fries.
There's Ronald McDonald, Mayor McCheese, the Grimace, and much more...www.ronald.com
They have great career opportunities ~ www.mcdonalds.com/corporate/careers

Become a Fireman or Firewoman or Fireperson, whatever, just put out fires. cms.firehouse.com
Just think about it, most of the time you really don't do anything.
Perfect for you.
You can watch TV, play cards, wash a real firetruck, groom and brush the firehouse dog "Spots", slid down the pole and much more.
Hell, you could even study networking, WTF??

You could study the world of mobsters, themob

It seems that there is a career opporitunty at Yahoo for a janitorial posistion. www.disinfo.com
Believe me people, Clean is good! Dirty is, well just plain dirty. Not clean. Get it?

I suppose if you lack the skills to perform or be involved in any of the suggested careers.
And maybe you are really not any good at anything at all ~
Without the fiver in your wallet, you would be a true loser. My friend there is hope, Yes sirrie.
There is currently a shortage of "Rap Musicians"
That's right, no shit, i'm cuttin' it straight, yo yo yo, wa's up? www.xtrememusician.com
The great thing about "Rap Music" is that rhyming is dead now. Passe.
That was the only thing that made "Rap Music" semi-interesting.
Hell, the fact that you can't sing, write a song, dance, whistle, clap, do a jig, or even rhyme makes "Rap Music" an execellent career chioce.

I hope that you consider this page helpful in your career advancement.
Really, leave networking and firewalls to the geeks and smart people, you are not one of them.
Go, go now and find your own kind and make peace with them.
You will truly be glad and happy that you did.
And I will be supportive of you.

Good Luck.

Nate