Professor Daniel Turdman is one of the world's leading Thesaurus experts. He is currently the acting director of the "Roget International Alliance of Word and Thought" and he teaches at the World Renowned University of Wisconsin School of Crap. This is where leading-edge educators and students discuss and define our very existance.


Professor Turdman and Brenna Lorenz have assembled this list of synonyms pertaining to the waste matter that living creatures make and since Dan likes this kind to crap, you might too! Enjoy!