Episode Nine: SHalloween 2003
The "SHalloween 2003" gala event was held at the home of Chris and Michele Slaughter in Montesano.
Here is a fine photo of debauchery.
See "RockStar Nate", "Inferno" and "Inferno Girl" kick it! Yo!
NOTE: a white ghost...ooooooo!!!!
Also note how "RockStar Nate" balances the likeness of a vampire head on his right index fingertip.
RockStars like "RockStar Nate" have special powers.
Comet likes Pepsi, no shit!!
I have a hunch that Comet has some Pepsi stock in his investment portfolio.
"RockStar Nate" is rocking out with his famous RockStar pose.
The leopard-skin trousers; those are always a RockStar standard. Always!!
Nothing goes together quite like a RockStar and the likeness of a vicious mammal's hide.
This is great, another he/she-him/her feeling-up "RockStar Nate".
Part of being a RockStar is putting up with horny cross-dressers.
Yep, gotta take the good with the bad.
"Ryanita" was a saucy, playful wench...but she was a he.
Getting felt up by a bloke just was not right, for "RockStar Nate" that is.
Here is the great "Stairway to Monte" photo that you never thought you would see.
The gang must have sang "Stairway to Monte" some 14 times, a great version of the LZ classic.
For some reason "RockStar Nate" likes the sexy, womanly-costumes.
Naughty nurses, Queens, Alice, French maids, school girls, farm girls, etc...all good!
Here is excellent example of a keg stand.
"RockStar Nate" doesn't really understand the whole keg stand thang.
It seems like a recipe for disaster and carnage!!
Looks like Inferno is keeping "D_Wayne" in an upright postion with a firm grip of a left testicle.
WTF, some folks sure know how to make their own fun!
A fine overhead photo. Note the gracious host, Chris "the Red-Devil" Slaughter.
Spencer as "D_Wayne" all business up-front, all party in the back.
Thank GOD that Montesano has that "men-in-thongs-in-public" ordinance on the books.
For some reason, "RockStar Nate" keeps thinking that his house needs to be cleaned.
Or that he is feeling ill...
A Cat-in-a-Hat, a cross-dresser, goth-peoples, Inferno Man, and Inferno Woman(?).
I sure hope that NO ONE pulls that dangling chain above them.
The trap door to the dungeon would open...
And the merry party-goers would be swallowed up in the depths of a hellish-underworld!!
You have heard of Cosmopolis, haven't you?
Notice the "evil eye" from GothMan, spooky shit, eh?
Do you like this group shot??
ZOINKS! "RockStar Nate" would first guess a shallow, gene-pool issue ~
Except "RockStar Nate" has been around the Montesano-area longer than most of these folks.
Who is missing? "PornStar Cec"!!! Probably performing his "Royal Ranger" scoutmaster duties.
The "Crow" is having a sip.
Since I have not discussed just whom the "Crow" is, it will remain a mystery...
More scary stuff, huh???
LOOK!! See the robot-man getting charged up outside? Yeah, there in the red t-shirt.
Lots of new-comers to Montesano bring their rechargeable robots when they move to the area.
The locals are pretty much divided on the whole legalization of robots within city limits issue.
Some say that robots are fine, some disagree, others want to charge a license fee.
Carmen and Danielle are posing for a photo-op in their spooky attire.
You might say that their costumes pale in comparison to many others.
That was a pun, of course. "RockStar Nate" likes to throw in a pun every now and then.
Some of the ladies were very curious to see if that was a bidet in the room back there.
"RockStar Nate" is shown here without the jet-black locks.
The legendary "RockStar Nate" is well, legandary, even without the flowing, ebony mane.
Lots of times RockStars like "RockStar Nate" just are not into long hair anymore.
This is a photo is a prime example of "RockStar Nate" saying "Thank you" to all of his millions of fans.
Looks like a short, green CP3O is approaching "RockStar Nate" for an autograph.
There will probably be more later.