Episode Eight: Birthday Fest, January 2003
"Birthday Fest 2003" was held at the Elma Eagles.
Which should not be confused with the Elma's High School sport's team's nickname, "the EAGLES".
Here is a surprise photo of "Pornstar Cecil's" bday cake.
"Pornstar Cecil" even ate the decorative Harley. No SHIT.
"Roadie Vic" celebrated his 30th bday on this very day!!
There are many people that lost money on "Roadie Vic" turning 30.
Meaning, there is no way that it would ever happen.
Including "Roadie Vic", how you can bet against yourself and win is currently unknown?
"Roadie Vic" also ate his decorative Harley as well, No SHIT.
Laurie also celebrated a bday. "Rockstar Nate" does not currently have a clever nick-name for Laurie
Perhaps in time. Note Sammy's picture in the cake.
Sammy is Laurie's best friend. How do they put a picture on a cake anyhow?
It must be the work of GODS...
Michelle is no doubt thinking to her own bad self...
These guys are talkin smack and what is my care?? They are probably lying anyway!
But Chris and Chuck were actually discussing thermal dynamics in relation to global warming stress;
with regards capitalism abuse vs. lack thereof. I think...
Michelle always dresses REALLY cool, just like the gal in the Beatles tune.
Here is excellent example of a blurry picture.
Note the likenesses of: Josh S., Jeremy, Rob, Justin, Josh S. ~ soorrry, two "Josh S.'s
Since this undated photo is pretty messed up, "Rockstar Nate" says that this is ART, it is supposed to look this way.
It was intentional, IT IS ART!!! Got it??
The picture is also ART just in case you do not understand.
Chuck and Chris can be seen here melding into their chairs.
"Pornstar Cecil" has been spotted performing his "Invisible Johnson" move.
People, if I have told you once, I have told you a 1000 times - leave the porn moves to a professional.
NOTE: The "Invisible Johnson" move is not actually referring to "Pornstar Cecil's" manhood.
It is a funny, fallic suggestion and is any misinterpretation is unintentional.
Spencer and Sarah are continuing to have that special "youngsters in love" ambience going on.
They seem so sweet that I'll just let them be as a couple.
But leave little doubt that I'll think up something for Spence...
Do you like this blurry group shot??
Yep, that is some more ART. This page is full of ART, DON'T FORGET IT!!
We have moved the "par~tay" to the Elma Bowling Alley.
Here is Brad B-R and Chuck
They are both sporting a devilish look, however, probably for different reasons.
Check it!! It's our old friend "BRockstar"
"BRockstar" is either groovin' to "Boogie Fever" and "We Are Family" or is getting ready to bust some heads.
If anyone can boogie at a bowling alley, it is "BRockstar"
Here is "RockstarNate" perfoming the ROCKSTAR pose.
There are times that "RockstarNate" just chills and takes it easy, just like lot's of ROCKSTARS.
"PornstarCec" is thinking to himself "I wonder if they liked the 'Invisible Johnson' move?"
"PornstarCec" mentioned that this is not the time or place for any version of "the Shocker". Word.
Josh S. and Spencer are sharing "good times" with a friendly hug.
Notice that Josh's glass is nearly empty in this blurry ARTISTIC photograph.
What does this mean? Is the glass truly empty? Will it be refilled and full once again?
No one knows at this time if this is at all relevant. But this is ART.
Uh, Chuck is apparently showing everyone that he can simulate flatulence with his armpit.
Great talents such as this often go unnoticed for obvious reasons to fans of the higher arts.
I have heard that Chuck's skills were the talk of the entire 7th grade at Adams Junior High School.
"Pornstar Cecil" is demonstrating with his hands how to get a woman's attention.
He claims that his proven "cut-to-the-chase" method often works to seduce many a lady.
Hmmn....I did notice one drunk woman at the bar "the one with the mustache" possibly checking Cec out...
In an unrelated event on 02-07-03, "Pornstar Cecil" was at his finest.
"Rockstar Nate" was there at Geppetto's and it seemed like we were in a David Lynch movie.
"Pornstar Cecil" was turning on the ladies with his offering of money, PORNSTARS do that.
He would put dollar bills down their bras or pants on the dance floor, one gal even got a weggie!!
I suppose that good old white cotton panties are OK, I just hope that she did not need a crowbar.
"Rockstar Steve" is shown here showing off his tongue doing his version of the ROCKSTAR pose.
Here is what is uncanny: the pose, the tongue and the lack of long black hair and demon-styled make-up...
Nah, it couldn't be the bastard son of Gene Simmons of KISS, could it???
As usual ROCKSTAR Rick Nielson, shows up after the party is over,
He claims that he was looking for his bowling shoes....whatever.