Episode Five: Pastry-Slut Sean.
Here is an undated photograph of "Pastry-Slut Sean"
"Pastry-Slut Sean" is truly repulsive, disgusting and vile.
It is all good to like "baked-goods".
But really isn't pastry for eating? "Mr. Pastry-Slut Sean"
"Pastry-Slut Sean" likes cookies.
The tasty, cream-filled cookies shown here are some of "Pastry-Slut Sean's" favorites.
I bet that he takes them apart and licks their centers.
This is just the beginning of his twisted and sorted behavior, oh yes it gets much worse.
I think that we will all agree that Hostess makes great tasty snacks.
"Pastry-Slut Sean" no doubt pokes a hole in the side of this delicious "Cupcake" ~
And SUCKS the white-frosted filling out.
Or maybe he rips the top off and digs the ivory-filling out with his tongue.
There will never be any good to become of this. NEVER!!
"Pastry-Slut Sean" that HATES Canadians, professional sports, pizza with "meat-toppings" and much more...
HELL, he even HATES elves!! However, he has admitted to liking those little Keebler fellows and "ELVES THAT KILL!!"
But get this - he loves bakery-type treats, IN FACT HE LOVES THEM!! Literally.
A DATE with a blueberry muffin sounds so dreamy, thinks "Pastry-Slut Sean"
"What an f'd up bastard!!
When it seems that it just can't get any worse, IT DOES!! TIMES TWO!!
"Pastry-Slut Sean" often boasts of his favorite donut..."The TWICE filled Bismark"
Listen here asshole, you and that other sicko from that one movie have destroyed Bismark sales for ever.
LOTS of decent folk have enjoyed these treasures for many years, thanks alot butt-wadd.
ROCKSTAR Rick Nielson tells "Rockstar Nate" that this Sean fellow is wrong in so many ways...
"Rockstar Nate" agrees and lets Rick know that the "Cream Police" have been notified.
True ROCKSTARS make their own fun. ALWAYS!!!!
But, this is really just so messed-up, WRONG!! WRONG !! WRONG!!