Episode Four: Pornstar Cec.
Introducing a man that needs no introduction.......
"Pornstar Cec" He is the World's Biggest PORNSTAR!!!
YES, "Pornstar Cec" is BIGGER than Ron Jeremy.
Lot's of times PORNSTARS like "Pornstar Cec" and "Pornstar Ron" have their schwabbles, but it is all in good fun. ALWAYS!!!
In this undated photo, "Pornstar Cec" is showing off. He calls this position "The Floater"
TRUST ME, leave "The Floater" to top-notch PORNSTARS like "Pornstar Cec".
"Pornstar Cec" with an old friend Saaaaally.
Sometimes not even "Rockstar Nate" knows what to say....
But nuttin' says lovin' like eatin' some mutton!!!
"Pornstar Vic/Rockstar Steve Ryan" meets Saaaaally.
"Pornstar Cec" tells him that Sally is NEW in town, "Pornstar Vic/Rockstar Steve Ryan" agrees.
"IT'S A NEW EWE!!!" they chant/shout nearly ten times before they are asked to KEEP IT DOWN!!!
Hey, stop on by and say hello to Sally and her friends here: Cecil's House of Sheep
"Pornstar Cec" had to fix up Sally after a "hard night" out at the lake.
That happens to lots of PORNSTARS, it comes with the territory, that's why they always have duck tape.
"Pornstar Cec" claims that Sally is "just a friend"
However, he was overheard saying "I love ewe" to Sally.
"Pornstar Cec" can get pretty pissed-off when someone takes Sally from his desk.
PORNSTARS like "Pornstar Cec" often go "to the Dark Side" to punish the filthy bandits.
See that "double-ended" light saber that he is brandishing?
Sally is always secretly and safely returned. ALWAYS!!
Here is "Pornstar Cec" giving us the peace sign.
It means two different things to "Pornstar Cec" ~
First, it is good and way groovy to be a PORNSTAR.
Second, sometimes even PORNSTARS need some time with their friends.
Being a PORNSTAR is alot of HARD WORK, so they need some peaceful time. YO!!!
"Pornstar Cec" can often be seen seen "kick'n it and chill'n"
"Pornstar Brad" and "Pornstar Travis" are seen in this undated photo with "Pornstar Cec".
See the two peace signs? Twice as much as what I just said. WORD.
Now, you have no doubt asked "Where are the chicks and the babes????"
DUH!! A-Class PORNSTARS like "Pornstar Cec" don't post their work for FREE!! NEVER!! Go buy it!!
And here "Pornstar Cec" shows what "The Shocker" is all about.
He really knows how to charm the ladies with it. Like some sort of magical spell.
Notice that "Rockstar Steve" also attempts "The Shocker" and forgets the thumb.....
"Pornstar Cec" says: "The chicks say that he ALWAYS forgets that part"
Fans of the original Star Trek television series remember Leonard Nimoy as "Mr. Spock".
"Pornstar Cec" may have had a HAND in developing "The Shocker"....
But Mr. Spock was perfecting the "The Spocker" many decades earlier, right on tv.
If you really think about, "Pornstar Cec" STOLE his trademark move from Mr. Spock.
It may seem dirty and under-handed, but lots of PORNSTARS steal each others moves.
Once again!!!! ROCKSTAR Rick Nielson, shows up after the titty bar is closed
Usually "Rockstar Nate" tells Rick "You missed the show, Dude."
True ROCKSTARS make their own fun. ALWAYS!!!!
Yikes, just ask Kurt Cobain.