Episode Three: The ROCKSTAR morning after...


After a hard night of partying and chasin' Bettys ~
"Rockstar J.D." performs the always popular Keith Richards imitation.
ROCKSTARS like "Rockstar J.D." always imitate and poke good fun at fellow ROCKSTARS. ALWAYS!!!!



Like ROCKSTAR "Rod Stewart"


Like clockwork "Rockstar Nate" ROCKS the ebonies and ivories to start the weekend-afternoon.
And shoots a BUDWEISER (THE KING OF BEERS) spot at the same time.
"Rockstar Nate" always displays his multi-tasking skills. ALWAYS!!!!!



"Rockstar J.D." practices his arrival at the Grammys
Too bad that they will never see "Rockstar J.D." because they are such weinies.
ROCKSTARS like J.D. never get their props. Awards are given by/for ASSHOLES!!!!!



"Rockstar Nate" jams and plays way gnarly piano chords, just like other fellow ROCKSTARS.
Billy Joel and Micheal McDonald hammer the keys sometimes with "Rockstar Nate".
Too bad that they both just left. Real ROCKSTARS leave when someone pops out the camera. ooops.



Putting to rest the rumors of "the DUDES" management change. "Rockstar J.D." confirms it.
Yes, Anna Bran has replaced Rubin Kincaid. Yes, we will replace that stupid, freaking bus.
Busses built by Wayne/Bluebird always did suck. ROCKSTARS don't like crappy buses.
"Rockstar J.D." is confident that this situation will squelch "the Osbournes/Osmonds".


Notice the blowup Earth/globe that "Rockstar Nate" posseses.
REAL rockstars such as "Rockstar Nate" know that "world tours" require proper planning.
Hence, the whole ROCKSTAR and global bonding. Save a tree. ROCKSTARS really do care.
Just look at ROCKSTAR Don Henley. WORD.



Like all ROCKSTARS, "Rockstar J.D." sometimes keeps a low-profile to avoid the paparizzi.
Incognito cars, keep ROCKSTARS stealth.



As usual ROCKSTAR Rick Nielson, shows up after the party is over,
and everyone has left the "Rockstar Nate" compound.

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