Favorite colour: "PINK"
Behold! Metal Dude. He was born in the sun and the moon of the Scorpion,
"Year of the Horse" (of course). During the human bloodbath called the Korean War, in a Mash Unit
known as the Italian 68th Red Cross Field Hospital located near Seoul. At 10:45 A.M., Enng Chun Han
spawned from her loins a pool of placenta, water and blood that revealed a mass of innocent
flesh that would become Metal Dude.
Lawerence William Sweeney Jr. would be his his given name. Combined these names from
Ireland meant: "crowned helmet protector of the little hero". In modern times, BIG PIG
(see pink above)
From his Korean side; His desendents witnessed the birth of Christ, the Jewish Wars and
the rise and fall of Milli Vanilli.
The stage was set for the earth below, alas. The Mongolian Viking arriveth to pillage your
minds, your daughters bodies, and mothers too... with the delicate, delicious, subtle
steel that is the avalanche of his love. In word and deed, by sport and sound, through
site and fabrication - METAL DUDE .........
The word from the band is that Meat Dude is one scary mother, and daughters too.
Yes, He can lay out some gnarly licks, but what else? No one knows and No one should!!!