So what are the DUDES all about? They play original rock and roll music with bits of
blues, twang, funk and reggae mixed in. Their tunes will make you smile or laugh and they have a beat that is
sure to make you groove or dance. Check out their debut CD: Humorous Eargasm
So just who are the DUDES? Well it all started in 1990 as "2 DUDES" with J.Dude of Olympia
WA on vocals - the self proclaimed "World's Worst Lead Singer" has been involved in the N.W.
music scene for years in concert promoting and with Nate Dude of Aberdeen, WA - playing all of
the music. Nate had played bass in various bands and has spent the last few years polishing his
song writing skills. 1990 brought the world "Rap Is Crap", an underground success. But how can you
have music without a band? Enter Metal Dude of Olympia, WA on guitar,
he brought his fantastic skills
and showmanship to the band - a veteran of many Puget Sound bands and he teaches guitar at his
Olympia Conservatory of Music. Next, we have had three drummers. Rick Neske of Port Angeles was the original
rhythm dude. Next came Donald Hill of Olympia/Portland, and the last known drummer was Pat Mehan of Olympia.
An interesting common thread shared by the three is their love for cheese, as a matter of
fact, all are known to vacation at "Cheese World".
They boast that the Tibetan Yak cheese is AWESOME! (kinda weird, huh?)
That's who we are
(kind of), stay in touch for more news about gigs and buy the CD - you'll be glad that you did.
Hey, you can even write to us!! Take care, the DUDES
March 25, 2006: Well kids its been 3 years since any new news, but tonight was such a inspiration.
Why you ask? Nate Dude and J. Dude attended the Grays Harbor band known as JED C.D. release
concert. While we missed the first five band's performances, our arrival time turned out to be quite
splendid. Moments after securing beverages (one containing alcohol, one not} we ran into a couple of the
Harbor music persona's. Rob Bates promoter extraordinaire greeted us with a 'HEY DUDES!' After a brief
discussion of "remember when" we came to the conclusion that it was 5 years ago the show he promoted at
Thumpers featuring THE DUDES, and JED was one of the opening acts. Then we took a poll and all agreed they
have come along way since then and we were probably their inspiration of what to strive to be (joking), which is where
they are today. Congratulations JED!!! You've grown musically and stage presence rocks! Back to the start
of the show. Jeff Burlingame meandered by and said hi to Nate Dude. Obviously out doing what he does
so well, supporting local talent! Conversation brought up the request for any facts, photos, recordings etc
of Harbor music to be used on a future creation he is working on. So give him what ya got and help show
the planet why the Harbor is the Music Capital Of The World! The evening was topped off by a fine
meal at Nate and Zoë's favorite Chinese diner, The Canton. Peace out! Don't forget J. Dude's Birthday is May 16!
In other news, "the DUDES" are currently back to being "2 DUDES" (or maybe they are still "the DUDES" but
there is only two of them). The issue with drummers has already been well documented. Metal Dude had departed long
ago after the 2001 News Years Eve incident. Rumour has it that he has resurfaced as an
"Esteban's NEW
American Legacy Guitar....As Seen On TV!" imitator. Caution my friends!
It is true (or at least sort of), Nate and J. Dude are talking about writing and recording some new music.
I know that it isn't as exciting as a Beatles reunion, but it is damn close. The buzz is already in the air, people.
"What will it sound like?", "Will there be a summer tour?", "Who are the musicains?",
"Is K-Fed going to rap on it?" (hehehe) Right now there are a lot more questions than answers, so stay tuned...
And there is one last piece of good news! Legendary band manager Reuben Kincaid has signed on with the DUDES as
A&R Director. He is best publically known as televisions "The Partridge Family" savvy manager.
Did you know that Reuben and his collegue Ian Faith (manager of Spinal Tap) co-founded a school
that teaches how to be a rock band manager? Its true!
Happy March 2003 Everybody!
Let's start things out by getting the BIRTHDAY'S out of the way.
The Dude Nation salute's Sarah Nakano a.k.a. Frog Girl, Melissa L.,and last but not least J. Dudes brother___________.
Ever notice how respect sometimes means payoff?
J.D. would also take this moment to apologize in front of everyone
for being a tad late on getting someone their birthday props. And if you don't believe it's in front of the entire planet check
this out!
Hey! you may be thinking, is Ron Jeremy a member of the Dudes now? Well no, he's not.
His photo is gracing this page for reasons mentioned in last month's news that we be looking for a guitar and drummer.
No need to cry we're all still friends. We just couldn't decide on which direction the band was going.
And sometimes band member(s) forgot the directions to where they were supposed to be, like practice.
It also became apparent that a few watches were set on different time zones.
So here we are today, looking for an axeman & drummer that are living in Pacific Standard Time.
J.Dude has been slaying away at his list of goals for 2003!
Three items have already been checked off.
Nate mentioned his thumb hurt on March 9th at about 12:07!
Nate Dude also recently announced that he will be breaking out a new toy soon.
We can't tell you what it is, however, be rest assured that it's way cool!
He continues to be jamming with Joseph Lee Wood in preperation for upcoming shows.
Tommy Davis of Port Angeles and former Dudes drummer Don Hill of Portland round out the group.
By the way, don't ever mess with Nate Dude or his highly trained posse will thump on you if required.
Not to long ago some idiot attempted to ruffle Nate's feathers, and is very lucky to have escaped alive.
The highly regarded "Brew Crue" with their trademark stealth response, diffused the situation and had some fun
at the same time. The "Crue" was all set for a "Roman Gladitor-Styled" thumbs-up or thumbs-down adventure.
That asshole has lived to see another dawn, maybe he will not be so lucky next time!
Don't forget, these guys are for hire. Recent clients inclue: P. Diddy, David Hasselhoff, Gary Coleman and Mini-Me.
Check out the "Crue" and "Roadie Vic" at the next "Alpha Dog" gig.
Photo's were taken, but haven't arrived here yet of the South Bay Cannon Club's last gathering.
Insiders tellus that 3 Blasts at the same time can make Thurston, Pierce, and Lewis counties residents say "Whats that loud noise?"
Now we would like to talk to the ladie's of the Dude Nation about a upcoming promotion that concern's them.
If you haven't heard yet, The Dudes have decided to release the Dude Nation calender for the year 2003 A.D.!
If interested in being a proud represenative of our family featued as one of the Dude-Ettes submit a photo/s
and bio at one of the following locations.
By the way, nude photos are not required as the calendar will have the models wearing some type of attire.
Just like a plastic doll smoking or not.
[Your'e a major Dudes fan if you get the coalation]
we neither endorse or discourage nude photos.
Mail-2Dr,P.M.B. 239,3430 Pacific Ave. S.E., Olympia Wa. 98501-2176 or by Email whorton@techline.com
Now it's time to say good-bye, so good-bye!
This months words of knowledge: SAVE YOUR LINT!!!! Lint makes a excellent fire starter. J.D. and Martha Stewart both agree of it's worthiness
when it comes to this application. Not only can you use it for your firestarting needs at home, it has outdoor uses as well!
J.D. recommend's save it in a ziploc bag for backpacking excursions. Not only is it lightweight, its free!!!!!!!!
Past News/February 2003
The Dudes would like to congratulate everyone that survived 2002, and wish you a bitchin 2003.
You may have noticed that we didn't play live last year and are wondering why. We took some time off to find inner peace.
Translated means some irreconcilable differences took place on the Dudes home front and some line-up changes or hell freezing
over will have to take place before a show will take place. The original 2 Dudes (Nate & J.) did write a couple songs and sang
around the campfire at Lost Lake for a select few special partying friends. But the future is NOW!,and J.Dude has set some goals
for himself this year and would like to share them with you, our fans, now known as the "DUDE NATION" !!!!!
1. J.Dude will party at least once at each of the following locations: Sand Point, Lost Lake, Screwy Dilla, The Glowing Gardens, Mexico, Las Vegas,
Elma, D.J. Murphy's, Nate's House, J.D.'s House, Safeco Field, The Field of Dreams, Damon & Candi's, Port Angeles, & last but
not least, Rhode Island.
2. J. Dude will have a new girl friend, platonic counts.
3. J. Dude will pluck many fish and crab from the friendly waters of this great state.
4. J.Dude will purchase a new ride of the four tire kind.
5. He will get his golden locks shorn & styled at least 6 times.
7. He will never use the number 6 twice while doing news updates within 10 spaces of each other.
8. J.D. will talk to Nate Dude at least 17 times.
9. J.Dude will re-assure and confirm to the science community that the world is round.
10. He will hike/camp a minimum of 1 more time than he did last year.
The Dudes would like to salute some January Birthday People---- Easton Joslin 3 years old on the 26th
JD's Nephew so give him some props when you see him!
Anna Bran __ years old on the 31st.(Remember you never mention a women's age even if its only 23)
As usual we will leave you with some words of wisdom
Be wise.
Their first 17 song CD Humorous Eargasm is available from 2D Records from this web site or at a record store near you.
Also, more big fun right here: FUQs about the Dudes
