Here it is, you've unknowingly waited your whole life for these glorious tunes.
But did you know that they come at a very small
price? You might say that $10.00 is too much or maybe that it is just not enough.
Maybe because this CD is "SO
GOOD" that is just plain wrong, well you could pay more - but you don't have to!
So do yourself, your country
and the DUDES a big favor - purchase a copy of this CD for and one for a friend,
you'll be glad that you did.
Now, I done some math for you (remember math is your friend, kids) and I have discovered
many truly amazing conclusions. The CD has 17 tracks that when combined, total 62 minutes
and 22 seconds, thus there is an average of 3.66 minutes per song.
And if you are counting, that equals 3742 seconds!! OK now, this gets better...
If the CD was purchased for $10.00 and since it does have 17 tracks, You paid a mere
59 cents per song. But wait, it gets even better... That's if you only listen
to the CD once! So, the second time you listen to it, you have paid 28.5 cents per song.
Let's say you listen to it ten times, that adds up to about 1.5 cents per song.
Okay imagine this, what if more than one person is listening to it "at the same time" or
perhaps it is
played at a social gathering of some kind - Hey that's real value there. The more you
listen to it, the greater the rewards. And although it will never actually be free (unless someone
gives you one) you will eventually think it was. And even though you had to pay tax and possibly
shipping and handling, I think you get the idea. The DUDES CD is probably one of the best
entertainment values anywhere.
So, the purchase of the "Humorous Eargasm" can provide a lifetime and more of listening
enjoyment.
1. INTRO
2. MY DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK
3. Y2K
4. I HATE COUNTRY
5. EAT MY SHORTS
6. RAP IS CRAP
7. DRUG WHORE
8. BAD BILLY BOOGIE
9. SPAZ
10. TITTY BAR BLUES
11. LOVE THE FUNK
12. SHAKE YOUR BUTT
13. JAMAICA MON
14. FREEWAY DICE
15. I'M DUMPING YOU
16. CAPTAIN HAMMERED
17. ADIOS
